Moose Kid Comics - Ultimatum Force: The X-Bloodening - Niel Jacoby

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Panel 1: In normal Moose Kid artstyle, the WIZARD COUNCIL is plotting. One is irritated, the second is sullen, and the third is jumping about holding his hand up like he's trying to get the teacher's attention.

Wizard 1: NO MATTER WHAT WE DO, WHAT WE TRY, THAT MOOSE KID IS STILL HAPPY AS A CLAM!

Wizard 2: I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT HIM INTO A COMIC!

Wizard 3: OOH! OOH! I HAVE AN IDEA! HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT COMIC!

Panel 2: The WIZARD COUNCIL is huddled around a comic that WIZARD 3 is holding.

Wizard 1: DIABOLICAL!

Wizard 2: INGENIOUS!

Wizard 3: TOLD YA!

Panel 3: MOOSE KID has found himself in the middle of a gigantic superhero battle. He's still in his normal Moose Kid artstyle, but the rest is in a Jim Lee-esque, stereotypically modern DC artstyle. Tens of heroes with overbusy, dark costumes and permanent scowls are ripping each other's arms off and batting each other with them. The air is dense with caption boxes:

*MY PARENTS ARE DE-
*PUNISHMENT TIME! ALL THE CRIMINAL SCU-
*THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE, OUT TO DRA-
*-ND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

and so on and so forth.

Caption(Wizard): LET'S SEE MOOSE KID TRY TO ENJOY THIS! HAHAHA!

Moose Kid - A Jug with Large Handles - R.A. Wonsowski

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Panel 1- MOOSE KID sits at the breakfast table as he pours himself a bowl of Sugar-Frosted Cocoa Bombs.

MOOSE KID: Mr. Jacobs says that marriage isn't just a word, it's a sentence...

Panel 2- MOOSE KID splashes milk from a glass bottle over his cereal.

MOOSE KID: Mr. Fahey told me that marriage is an institution, and it's run by the inmates.

Panel 3- MOOSE KID spoons cereal into his mouth.

MOOSE KID: My Spanish teacher, Mr. Velez, taught us that the word for wives, esposas, is the same as the word for handcuffs.

Panel 4- MOOSE KID talks with his mouth full, spooning more cereal.

MOOSE KID: And Mr. Gibbons says that wives are great, but you have to cook'em just right.

Panel 5- POV shift, we see MOOSE KID has been sitting across the table from ME, who is wearing a Deadpool mask pouring bourbon into a cup of coffee. The WIFE is standing behind me holding a cast iron skillet like a baseball bat.

MOOSE KID: Boy, you sure are bitter when you have writer's block, mister.

ME: Here, know why wedding rings are circular? 'Cause it never #@&%ing ends...

WIFE: Oh, honey...

Moose Kid Comics – Final Destination – MK Stangeland Jr.

(6 Panels)

Panel 1: The WIZARDS headquarters inside the comic. The bulk of them are positioned around and focused on LORD WIZARDY.

LORD WIZARDY: It appears we have run out of options. We must resort to our final solution.

ROBOT WIZARD: *Il-logical*!

LORD WIZARDY: It may not be logical, but if we are to fix our Moose Kid problem, it is our only choice.

Panel 2: LORD WIZARDY holds his hand stretched out above him. It glows as he casts a spell.

LORD WIZARDY: ULTIMATE EVICTION!

Panel 3: A view of the comic that MOOSE KID was sent inside and that the story has been taking place.

Panel 4: The comic opens up and an explosive burst of energy pours out of it as the world of the comic is evicted into the real world.

Panel 5: The WIZARDS lie on the ground around the comic, having just been kicked out themselves.

Panel 6: The WIZARDS look outside to see that the world around them is kind of a mess thanks to the contents of the comic having taken up shop in a non-comic environment.

LORD WIZARDY: Now, the cleanup begins.

(END PAGE)

Moose Kid Comics – Curses – Brian Manton

6 panel grid. Bottom two panels knocked together.

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A Giant-ised Moose Kid bounds down the street like a happy Godzilla. Wizards flee from his stomping feet.

CAP: The Blow him Up spell backfired.

2.

Moose Kid sits behind a table loaded with plates of Full English Breakfasts. He stuffs his face with sausages, rashers and eggs. Malph steals a slice of toast from the corner of the panel.

CAP: The Fry him Up runes, a failure.

3.

Kid, Hodge and Malph strut through the streets with beaming smiles. They all brandish impressive dreadlocks. Everyone they pass looks on in admiration.

CAP: The Invocation of Dread was not at all what we expected.

4.

Kid, Hodge and Malph’s heads have all been inflated like helium balloons. They float in the sky, continuing their badminton game unimpeded.

CAP: The Helium Hex, not as horrible as we’d hoped.

5.

A mini wizard (Pocket Wizard to his friends) stands before all the other wizards in their stony castle lair. He waves his wand about to cast a spell. The other wizards are across the room from him. Some run to stop him, some shout in anger, some are frozen in fear.

Pocket Wizard: Hows about we try the Curse of Flatulence?

All the other Wizards (shouting): NO!

Why Moose Kid Comics?

Moose Kid Comics is a new free digital kids comic. Founded by Jamie Smart, issue one features 36 pages of comics by over 40 top comic book artists.

Moose Kid himself was an unsuspecting kid who happened to get on the wrong side of some wizards, get himself turned into a moose and transported directly into a comic. This didn't seem like the punishment it was meant to be to Moose Kid, so the Wizards have entered the comic to hunt him down and drag him back out!

Moose Kid Comics Mission Statement:

We created Moose Kids Comics for three main reasons:

1. To entertain comic readers and win new audiences.
2. To show how fantastic a children’s comic can be when artists create it themselves.
3. To open up the discussion about how we can make children’s comics great again.

Here in the U.K, mainstream children’s comics have been dying out, especially ones featuring original content. The Phoenix and The Beano are the only commercially available weekly titles still producing entirely original characters, but they are competing against big-name licensed titles based on TV shows or merchandising.
We want to help change things. We want to be creating the next generation of loveable characters for the world to embrace, all created by artists who retain their copyrights and put all their heart into their creations.
We want to remind both children and adults alike how fantastical and imaginative comics can be, and to help bring children’s comics back into the public consciousness.

What are you waiting for? Go download and share Moose Kid Comics #1 now!

http://www.moosekidcomics.com/